Vu from Compton

Not all people from Compton are big bad black people. In fact, I see Compton as a rainbow of ethnicities only with a big stripe of black, next to a sliver of yellow and white.

Let me introduce to you my neighbor:

Jaquelyn T.

She’s been my friend for over 7 years now and she is a professional life coach.

If you are jobless, she’ll show you how to find a job.
If you have a stable job, she’ll show you how to quit.
If you are hungry, she’ll show you how to get food.
If you are full, she’ll show you how to be hungry.
If you are single, she’ll show you how to stay single.
If you are married, she’ll show you how to get a divorce.

Basically, she can answer all of Compton’s questions.

Jackie T. used to life coach at-risk black youths from our inner city, but a famous business man discovered her a few years back. Now in addition to life coaching, she gives motivational speeches across the country.  She’s booked well in advance, but if you would like to schedule a life coaching session, you can contact vufromcompton.com and I will try to get you to the front of the line.

 
As you can see from this photo, Jackie T. is a big fan of vufromcompton.com or any other site that supports “grass roots Compton.”