A couple days ago Compton had a POLE-A-PALOOZA satellite contest. Read about it here:
http://www.vufromcompton.com/?p=32
The third semi-annual ‘Pole-A-Palooza’ pole dance competition was held at JET nightclub at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007. 25 contestants competed for a prize money of $10,000
Here are some photos, from the official contest. Sadly the ladies from Compton did not win. Good luck next year!
What is black and white and covered in red?
No you silly, it’s not a murder scene in Compton!
A newspaper!!!!! HAHAHA kneeslapper!
Glad to see the police doing their job in Carson. I forsee a spike in marijuana prices this coming holiday, better buy now before you have a sober holiday!!!
Taken from the daily breeze:
http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/articles/11515891.html
Narcotics detectives arrested two men and seized $20 million worth of marijuana stacked in bales from floor to ceiling at a Carson “stash house,” police said Friday.
Inglewood police called the 5,000-pound seizure the largest marijuana bust in the department’s history.
“Five thousand pounds makes an extremely large dent in the marijuana dealing industry,” Inglewood police Capt. Eve Irvine said.
The seizure occurred Wednesday after Inglewood narcotics officers developed information about a possible marijuana stash house in southeast Carson. Such locations house narcotics until they are distributed to other dealers, who sell to lower-level dealers, who ultimately provide it to the street dealer.
Police would not say where the house was located because they are continuing to investigate the narcotics ring.
But when they arrived to check the house out on Wednesday, they knew immediately that their information was accurate.
“When they drove into the alley, they said they could smell it,” Irvine said. “It was an overwhelming smell.”
Narcotics detectives served a warrant to search the house. Inside, they found about 400 bales throughout the sparsely furnished home. Two bedrooms were packed with pot, detectives said.
Beyond the marijuana, the house contained only a couple of mattresses on the floor for sleeping.
Officers arrested the two men on suspicion of possession and transportation of marijuana for sale, Irvine said. Police also confiscated $3,000 cash and a handgun.
The bales ranged from a football-sized 7 pounds to 33 pounders. Some were low-end “ragweed” marijuana worth $300 to $400 a pound. Others were high-grade “Arizona” at $500 to $600 a pound.
Each bale was wrapped in plastic and painted with oil used in motor vehicle crank shafts. The oil is designed to mask the odor from police dogs, Irvine said.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
We were very fortunate that our white friend Katie cooked us a pre-thanksgiving dinner last week. A few things we are thankful for:
1) Making it to November 07 and not getting shot.
2) Our house making it to November 07 without a drive by. (That’s over 300 days!)
3) Our health
5) Our family
6) Our friends
7) Our local gangs patrolling Compton to keep the streets safe from the PO-lice.
Here are some photos taken on 11/17. Please note that I wanted to post it up after the holidays to ensure that everyone that attended the party didn’t get shot
Not a real white party unless someone brings the Yellowtail.
The person that put everything together! Katie-the-freak-a-lic
The first morman to visit Compton, the apostle Steve.
VFC.com will be a sponsor of Compton’s POLE-A-PALOOZA Satellite Contest. We are sending out an ALL POINTS BULLETIN to Compton’s finest pole dancers. The winner will get free transportation via Greyhound to Las Vegas and motel stay at Motel 6 where they will be competing against the world’s best pole dancers! Good luck compton pole dancers!
Introducing - DWPU (Disturbia Wangster Patrol Unit)
Los Angeles County has 20,000 gang members, and of that probably 19,995 reside in Compton. Unfortunately, we have less than 200 Los Angeles Police Gang Patrol. Last week, with the help of vfc.com the City of Compton implemented the DWPU.
Disturbia Movie Slogan : Every killer lives next door to someone
DWPU Slogan : 3 killers lives next door to you
The main job of DWPU will be to keep the streets of Compton safe. You will be able to identify them in their trademark white collared tshirts, and red binoculars.
Here is a quick Q&A with the President of DWPU, Xtina Garcia.
Q. What is your name?
A. Can’t tell you due to the nature of my job, but check out my myspace profile in the above hyperlink, I need the hits.
Q. How did you become the President of DWPU?
A. 10 years of training at the NSA, and 5 years w/ the FBI.
Q. Why is your uniform a white collared tshirt?
A. So gang members think we are white.
Q. Why do you use red binoculars?
A. There are more bloods (reds) than crips (blues) in Compton, so if a blood sees our red binoculars they might mistaken it for a red hankercheif and not shoot us.
For those of you who know about High School Musical, let me introduce you to High School Musical 3’s newest cast member Irene!!!!
Congrats Irene, Compton can’t wait to see you sing and dance on the Disney Channel!
Here is Irene’s photo stolen from the disneychannel.com website
Looking good Irene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irene says production for High School Musical 3 starts next month. We hope that she can replace Vanessa Hudgens b/c the girl don’t know how to keep her clothes on.
Loading …The following was taken from msn.com:
If you’re living single this holiday season, you might be at risk for one of the most common sexual pitfalls — sex with the ex! Let’s face it: Holidays are generally the bane of a single person’s existence. Every activity and party seems to be geared toward lovebirds and families. Loneliness around this time is inevitable, and many single people like to turn to a familiar place for comfort: the arms of an ex. We all have one stuffed in the closet of our lives — whether it is a long-ago love, or a recent breakup, exes always seem to be just a phone call away.
Sex with the ex is appealing for many reasons. For one thing, we feel already feel comfortable with them, both inside and outside the bedroom. A new relationship or hook-up does not have the same guarantee … it is generally awkward, and first-time sex is always a little bumpy. But when having sex with an ex, we know their moves, their likes, their dislikes and they know ours as well — which means the sex is certain to be pleasurable. It often feels like a no-brainer, especially if you remember the sex as being good (regardless of how bad the relationship was)!
Sex with the ex might be fun for a one-time romp, and if you use protection, you should come through unscathed. However, if you make a habit of hooking up with your old flame, you might find yourself getting burned all over again.
Instead of turning to the ex this holiday season, invest your energy into meeting someone new under the mistletoe. Surround yourself with similarly single folks, and have a holiday bash in which couples and kiddies are not allowed. Embrace your single freedom, and have a happy holiday — instead of a potentially drama-filled one!
I am sad to report a case of racial profiling in Compton. If you are white and don’t know what racial profiling is, it’s described as the following:
“a form of racism consisting of the (alleged) policy of policemen who stop and search vehicles driven by persons belonging to particular racial”
Our very own royalty Christ-Queen was driving around Compton in her Bentley when a policeman noticed her non-black skin color and decided to pull her over. I don’t know about you, but I too would be upset if I got a ticket for going 26 mph in a 25 mph zone. The police officier must not have realized the Queen-Bee in her red dress and sun glasses.
As you can tell from this photo, the queen is upset!
As you are reading this blog, vufromcompton.com is working very hard by making calls to low-ranking city officials to make this ticket “disappear.”
Stay tuned!
Working in Compton = Low
Working at McDonalds in Compton = Lower than low
After an 11 hr day at the office, and no dinner at home, I had no other choice than to stop by the McDonalds by my house.
Rolling up the drive through in my ‘67 pearl green cadilac, I ordered a #7 (Angus burger, Sprite, and fries) with no onions and a carmel sundae. Through the speaker, the attendant shouts “7.57, drive to the first window please.”
First sign of trouble:
I give the cashier $20.07 cents to make it easy for him and less change for me. Expecting $12.50 back, I get back 12 dollars and 43 cents in change. “I gave you $20.07,” I explained and handed the change back to him. Whoops, he apologizes and gets the manager to reopen the cashier. The manager opens the cashier, instead of giving me .50 cents, he gives me a dollar. I don’t want to waste my time anymore, and drive to the next window.
At the 2nd window, I’m given my burger. I confirmed if there wasn’t any onions in my burger, and went home.
Second Sign of Trouble:
I pull out my burger, and notice this on my box.
Double checked for accuracy?! WTF, only in Compton does a McDonalds put together a burger, hand it down the line, and someone else opens it up to make sure the order is accurate. I don’t know about you, but I only want one airhead touching my burger, not two.
Third Sign of Trouble:
So I confirmed w/ the cashier, the person who put together my burger saw instructions not to put onions in, and the “quality assurance” person opened up my burger to make sure there wasn’t any onions. 3 levels of checks should equal no onions right? Not in Compton!
Onions in my burger! Despite all of this, I will still eat at my MyDonald’s in Compton, b/c I’m not going to fault them for leading the village idiots.