VFC.com will be a sponsor of Compton’s POLE-A-PALOOZA Satellite Contest. We are sending out an ALL POINTS BULLETIN to Compton’s finest pole dancers. The winner will get free transportation via Greyhound to Las Vegas and motel stay at Motel 6 where they will be competing against the world’s best pole dancers! Good luck compton pole dancers!
Introducing - DWPU (Disturbia Wangster Patrol Unit)
Los Angeles County has 20,000 gang members, and of that probably 19,995 reside in Compton. Unfortunately, we have less than 200 Los Angeles Police Gang Patrol. Last week, with the help of vfc.com the City of Compton implemented the DWPU.
Disturbia Movie Slogan : Every killer lives next door to someone
DWPU Slogan : 3 killers lives next door to you
The main job of DWPU will be to keep the streets of Compton safe. You will be able to identify them in their trademark white collared tshirts, and red binoculars.
Here is a quick Q&A with the President of DWPU, Xtina Garcia.
Q. What is your name?
A. Can’t tell you due to the nature of my job, but check out my myspace profile in the above hyperlink, I need the hits.
Q. How did you become the President of DWPU?
A. 10 years of training at the NSA, and 5 years w/ the FBI.
Q. Why is your uniform a white collared tshirt?
A. So gang members think we are white.
Q. Why do you use red binoculars?
A. There are more bloods (reds) than crips (blues) in Compton, so if a blood sees our red binoculars they might mistaken it for a red hankercheif and not shoot us.
For those of you who know about High School Musical, let me introduce you to High School Musical 3’s newest cast member Irene!!!!
Congrats Irene, Compton can’t wait to see you sing and dance on the Disney Channel!
Here is Irene’s photo stolen from the disneychannel.com website
Looking good Irene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irene says production for High School Musical 3 starts next month. We hope that she can replace Vanessa Hudgens b/c the girl don’t know how to keep her clothes on.
Due to exponential growth at vufromcompton.com we are hiring! We received the following job ad today…
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If you’re living single this holiday season, you might be at risk for one of the most common sexual pitfalls — sex with the ex! Let’s face it: Holidays are generally the bane of a single person’s existence. Every activity and party seems to be geared toward lovebirds and families. Loneliness around this time is inevitable, and many single people like to turn to a familiar place for comfort: the arms of an ex. We all have one stuffed in the closet of our lives — whether it is a long-ago love, or a recent breakup, exes always seem to be just a phone call away.
Sex with the ex is appealing for many reasons. For one thing, we feel already feel comfortable with them, both inside and outside the bedroom. A new relationship or hook-up does not have the same guarantee … it is generally awkward, and first-time sex is always a little bumpy. But when having sex with an ex, we know their moves, their likes, their dislikes and they know ours as well — which means the sex is certain to be pleasurable. It often feels like a no-brainer, especially if you remember the sex as being good (regardless of how bad the relationship was)!
Sex with the ex might be fun for a one-time romp, and if you use protection, you should come through unscathed. However, if you make a habit of hooking up with your old flame, you might find yourself getting burned all over again.
Instead of turning to the ex this holiday season, invest your energy into meeting someone new under the mistletoe. Surround yourself with similarly single folks, and have a holiday bash in which couples and kiddies are not allowed. Embrace your single freedom, and have a happy holiday — instead of a potentially drama-filled one!
Looks like the brightwater project has just reduced their prices by 300k. Their “Cliffs” home used to be marketed at “starting from 2 million.” Today the price has been adjusted to 1.7 million. Another 1 million dollar reduction, and maybe I can afford one!
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I am sad to report a case of racial profiling in Compton. If you are white and don’t know what racial profiling is, it’s described as the following:
“a form of racism consisting of the (alleged) policy of policemen who stop and search vehicles driven by persons belonging to particular racial”
Our very own royalty Christ-Queen was driving around Compton in her Bentley when a policeman noticed her non-black skin color and decided to pull her over. I don’t know about you, but I too would be upset if I got a ticket for going 26 mph in a 25 mph zone. The police officier must not have realized the Queen-Bee in her red dress and sun glasses.
As you can tell from this photo, the queen is upset!
As you are reading this blog, vufromcompton.com is working very hard by making calls to low-ranking city officials to make this ticket “disappear.”
Stay tuned!
Working in Compton = Low
Working at McDonalds in Compton = Lower than low
After an 11 hr day at the office, and no dinner at home, I had no other choice than to stop by the McDonalds by my house.
Rolling up the drive through in my ‘67 pearl green cadilac, I ordered a #7 (Angus burger, Sprite, and fries) with no onions and a carmel sundae. Through the speaker, the attendant shouts “7.57, drive to the first window please.”
First sign of trouble:
I give the cashier $20.07 cents to make it easy for him and less change for me. Expecting $12.50 back, I get back 12 dollars and 43 cents in change. “I gave you $20.07,” I explained and handed the change back to him. Whoops, he apologizes and gets the manager to reopen the cashier. The manager opens the cashier, instead of giving me .50 cents, he gives me a dollar. I don’t want to waste my time anymore, and drive to the next window.
At the 2nd window, I’m given my burger. I confirmed if there wasn’t any onions in my burger, and went home.
Second Sign of Trouble:
I pull out my burger, and notice this on my box.
Double checked for accuracy?! WTF, only in Compton does a McDonalds put together a burger, hand it down the line, and someone else opens it up to make sure the order is accurate. I don’t know about you, but I only want one airhead touching my burger, not two.
Third Sign of Trouble:
So I confirmed w/ the cashier, the person who put together my burger saw instructions not to put onions in, and the “quality assurance” person opened up my burger to make sure there wasn’t any onions. 3 levels of checks should equal no onions right? Not in Compton!
Onions in my burger! Despite all of this, I will still eat at my MyDonald’s in Compton, b/c I’m not going to fault them for leading the village idiots.
CNN.com reports:
Millions of Chinese-made toys have been pulled off shelves in North America and Australia after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful “date rape” drug when ingested. Two children in the U.S. and three in Australia were hospitalized after swallowing the beads — marketed as Aqua Dots in the United States.
Riots were reported at various Compton toy stores today between drug dealers and store clerks. When news broke out this morning, drug dealers headed straight to toy stores in an attempt to track down the products. Many were able to get away with products, but as the news started spreading in, store managers and clerks started to crack down on selling the products.
Be safe, avoid taking kids to toy stores, and if you have to go pack heat.
-VFC.com
A friend contacted me today, saying how ghetto she felt b/c the gas cap door on her Lexus fell off. She said she felt like she was back in Compton.
As much as I love Compton, I am happy when one of us assimilates with the white folk culture. I am happy to report that Jamie has completely disassociated herself w/ Compton, and now resides one of the glamorous beach cities. Thumbs Up Jamie! Don’t worry about the gas cap! It’s a Lexus and fixable!
Look at how happy she is at her very own white folk party!!!