What is black and white and covered in red?

No you silly, it’s not a murder scene in Compton!

A newspaper!!!!! HAHAHA kneeslapper!

 Teenagers, looking up to those elite athletes whose muscles ripple with steroid-enhanced power, are picking up some dangerous training tips, health experts warn. Several national youth surveys estimate steroid use by high school boys at 4-6%, up to 12% in one study, and about 2% for girls. And the numbers are rising. “I’d say 500,000 to 600,000 kids in the U.S. have used these drugs at some time,” says researcher Charles Yesalis, professor of exercise and sport science at Penn State. “Right now steroid use is at an all-time high.”

Check out the pictures of a 15 year old named Tammy.

Those are the biggest guns I have ever scene on an asian 15 year old.  I heard she is trying to qualify for the olympic water polo team in 08.

Here Tammy is westling a 23 year old math student at SJSU.  Look at all that rage!!!!!  If you had to ask, she won.

Yesalis, author of Performance Enhancing Substances in Sport and Exercise, cites a study published in 2000 that found prevalent use among eighth-graders similar to that of high school seniors. “We’ve shown use down to seventh-grade level,” he says. “It’s scary for anybody to use these drugs, but in particular women and children.” A 1999 Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance study by the Centers for Disease Control and the 2001 Monitoring the Future survey both show steady growth in steroid use by eighth- to 12th-graders.

It is not only young athletes who use them, says Yesalis. Because steroids can help turn a 100-pound weakling into a buff beach stud, they “make a young person feel more popular, more sexually attractive,” he says. But there is a price to pay. Anabolic steroids are synthetic drugs related to male hormones. They’re used medically to help AIDS patients improve strength and appetite and to treat men for delayed puberty, impotence and hypogonadism, a condition in which the testes are underactive.

For young athletes, steroids increase muscle mass and strength and shorten the time for muscles to recover from a workout. They also have the psychological effect of boosting assertiveness, giving a “pumped-up mental attitude,” DiNubile says.

 Happy Thanksgiving!!!

We were very fortunate that our white friend Katie cooked us a pre-thanksgiving dinner last week. A few things we are thankful for:

1) Making it to November 07 and not getting shot.
2) Our house making it to November 07 without a drive by. (That’s over 300 days!)
3) Our health
5) Our family
6) Our friends
7) Our local gangs patrolling Compton to keep the streets safe from the PO-lice.

Here are some photos taken on 11/17.  Please note that I wanted to post it up after the holidays to ensure that everyone that attended the party didn’t get shot

Not a real white party unless someone brings the Yellowtail.

The person that put everything together! Katie-the-freak-a-lic

 The first morman to visit Compton, the apostle Steve.

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The following was taken from msn.com:

’Tis the season… for ex-sex? Not so fast!

Lonely this holiday season?

If you’re living single this holiday season, you might be at risk for one of the most common sexual pitfalls — sex with the ex! Let’s face it: Holidays are generally the bane of a single person’s existence. Every activity and party seems to be geared toward lovebirds and families. Loneliness around this time is inevitable, and many single people like to turn to a familiar place for comfort: the arms of an ex. We all have one stuffed in the closet of our lives — whether it is a long-ago love, or a recent breakup, exes always seem to be just a phone call away.

Sex with the ex is appealing for many reasons. For one thing, we feel already feel comfortable with them, both inside and outside the bedroom. A new relationship or hook-up does not have the same guarantee … it is generally awkward, and first-time sex is always a little bumpy. But when having sex with an ex, we know their moves, their likes, their dislikes and they know ours as well — which means the sex is certain to be pleasurable. It often feels like a no-brainer, especially if you remember the sex as being good (regardless of how bad the relationship was)!

Sex with the ex might be fun for a one-time romp, and if you use protection, you should come through unscathed. However, if you make a habit of hooking up with your old flame, you might find yourself getting burned all over again.

Instead of turning to the ex this holiday season, invest your energy into meeting someone new under the mistletoe. Surround yourself with similarly single folks, and have a holiday bash in which couples and kiddies are not allowed. Embrace your single freedom, and have a happy holiday — instead of a potentially drama-filled one!

I am sad to report a case of racial profiling in Compton.  If you are white and don’t know what racial profiling is, it’s described as the following:

“a form of racism consisting of the (alleged) policy of policemen who stop and search vehicles driven by persons belonging to particular racial”

Our very own royalty Christ-Queen was driving around Compton in her Bentley when a policeman noticed her non-black skin color and decided to pull her over. I don’t know about you, but I too would be upset if I got a ticket for going 26 mph in a 25 mph zone.  The police officier must not have realized the Queen-Bee in her red dress and sun glasses.

As you can tell from this photo, the queen is upset!

As you are reading this blog, vufromcompton.com is working very hard by making calls to low-ranking city officials to make this ticket “disappear.”

Stay tuned!

A friend contacted me today, saying how ghetto she felt b/c the gas cap door on her Lexus fell off. She said she felt like she was back in Compton.

As much as I love Compton, I am happy when one of us assimilates with the white folk culture.  I am happy to report that Jamie has completely disassociated herself w/ Compton, and now resides one of the glamorous beach cities.  Thumbs Up Jamie! Don’t worry about the gas cap! It’s a Lexus and fixable!

Look at how happy she is at her very own white folk party!!!