A couple days ago Compton had a POLE-A-PALOOZA satellite contest. Read about it here:
http://www.vufromcompton.com/?p=32
The third semi-annual ‘Pole-A-Palooza’ pole dance competition was held at JET nightclub at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007. 25 contestants competed for a prize money of $10,000
Here are some photos, from the official contest. Sadly the ladies from Compton did not win. Good luck next year!
What is black and white and covered in red?
No you silly, it’s not a murder scene in Compton!
A newspaper!!!!! HAHAHA kneeslapper!
Glad to see the police doing their job in Carson. I forsee a spike in marijuana prices this coming holiday, better buy now before you have a sober holiday!!!
Taken from the daily breeze:
http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/articles/11515891.html
Narcotics detectives arrested two men and seized $20 million worth of marijuana stacked in bales from floor to ceiling at a Carson “stash house,” police said Friday.
Inglewood police called the 5,000-pound seizure the largest marijuana bust in the department’s history.
“Five thousand pounds makes an extremely large dent in the marijuana dealing industry,” Inglewood police Capt. Eve Irvine said.
The seizure occurred Wednesday after Inglewood narcotics officers developed information about a possible marijuana stash house in southeast Carson. Such locations house narcotics until they are distributed to other dealers, who sell to lower-level dealers, who ultimately provide it to the street dealer.
Police would not say where the house was located because they are continuing to investigate the narcotics ring.
But when they arrived to check the house out on Wednesday, they knew immediately that their information was accurate.
“When they drove into the alley, they said they could smell it,” Irvine said. “It was an overwhelming smell.”
Narcotics detectives served a warrant to search the house. Inside, they found about 400 bales throughout the sparsely furnished home. Two bedrooms were packed with pot, detectives said.
Beyond the marijuana, the house contained only a couple of mattresses on the floor for sleeping.
Officers arrested the two men on suspicion of possession and transportation of marijuana for sale, Irvine said. Police also confiscated $3,000 cash and a handgun.
The bales ranged from a football-sized 7 pounds to 33 pounders. Some were low-end “ragweed” marijuana worth $300 to $400 a pound. Others were high-grade “Arizona” at $500 to $600 a pound.
Each bale was wrapped in plastic and painted with oil used in motor vehicle crank shafts. The oil is designed to mask the odor from police dogs, Irvine said.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
We were very fortunate that our white friend Katie cooked us a pre-thanksgiving dinner last week. A few things we are thankful for:
1) Making it to November 07 and not getting shot.
2) Our house making it to November 07 without a drive by. (That’s over 300 days!)
3) Our health
5) Our family
6) Our friends
7) Our local gangs patrolling Compton to keep the streets safe from the PO-lice.
Here are some photos taken on 11/17. Please note that I wanted to post it up after the holidays to ensure that everyone that attended the party didn’t get shot
Not a real white party unless someone brings the Yellowtail.
The person that put everything together! Katie-the-freak-a-lic
The first morman to visit Compton, the apostle Steve.
Introducing - DWPU (Disturbia Wangster Patrol Unit)
Los Angeles County has 20,000 gang members, and of that probably 19,995 reside in Compton. Unfortunately, we have less than 200 Los Angeles Police Gang Patrol. Last week, with the help of vfc.com the City of Compton implemented the DWPU.
Disturbia Movie Slogan : Every killer lives next door to someone
DWPU Slogan : 3 killers lives next door to you
The main job of DWPU will be to keep the streets of Compton safe. You will be able to identify them in their trademark white collared tshirts, and red binoculars.
Here is a quick Q&A with the President of DWPU, Xtina Garcia.
Q. What is your name?
A. Can’t tell you due to the nature of my job, but check out my myspace profile in the above hyperlink, I need the hits.
Q. How did you become the President of DWPU?
A. 10 years of training at the NSA, and 5 years w/ the FBI.
Q. Why is your uniform a white collared tshirt?
A. So gang members think we are white.
Q. Why do you use red binoculars?
A. There are more bloods (reds) than crips (blues) in Compton, so if a blood sees our red binoculars they might mistaken it for a red hankercheif and not shoot us.
I am sad to report a case of racial profiling in Compton. If you are white and don’t know what racial profiling is, it’s described as the following:
“a form of racism consisting of the (alleged) policy of policemen who stop and search vehicles driven by persons belonging to particular racial”
Our very own royalty Christ-Queen was driving around Compton in her Bentley when a policeman noticed her non-black skin color and decided to pull her over. I don’t know about you, but I too would be upset if I got a ticket for going 26 mph in a 25 mph zone. The police officier must not have realized the Queen-Bee in her red dress and sun glasses.
As you can tell from this photo, the queen is upset!
As you are reading this blog, vufromcompton.com is working very hard by making calls to low-ranking city officials to make this ticket “disappear.”
Stay tuned!
Working in Compton = Low
Working at McDonalds in Compton = Lower than low
After an 11 hr day at the office, and no dinner at home, I had no other choice than to stop by the McDonalds by my house.
Rolling up the drive through in my ‘67 pearl green cadilac, I ordered a #7 (Angus burger, Sprite, and fries) with no onions and a carmel sundae. Through the speaker, the attendant shouts “7.57, drive to the first window please.”
First sign of trouble:
I give the cashier $20.07 cents to make it easy for him and less change for me. Expecting $12.50 back, I get back 12 dollars and 43 cents in change. “I gave you $20.07,” I explained and handed the change back to him. Whoops, he apologizes and gets the manager to reopen the cashier. The manager opens the cashier, instead of giving me .50 cents, he gives me a dollar. I don’t want to waste my time anymore, and drive to the next window.
At the 2nd window, I’m given my burger. I confirmed if there wasn’t any onions in my burger, and went home.
Second Sign of Trouble:
I pull out my burger, and notice this on my box.
Double checked for accuracy?! WTF, only in Compton does a McDonalds put together a burger, hand it down the line, and someone else opens it up to make sure the order is accurate. I don’t know about you, but I only want one airhead touching my burger, not two.
Third Sign of Trouble:
So I confirmed w/ the cashier, the person who put together my burger saw instructions not to put onions in, and the “quality assurance” person opened up my burger to make sure there wasn’t any onions. 3 levels of checks should equal no onions right? Not in Compton!
Onions in my burger! Despite all of this, I will still eat at my MyDonald’s in Compton, b/c I’m not going to fault them for leading the village idiots.
A friend contacted me today, saying how ghetto she felt b/c the gas cap door on her Lexus fell off. She said she felt like she was back in Compton.
As much as I love Compton, I am happy when one of us assimilates with the white folk culture. I am happy to report that Jamie has completely disassociated herself w/ Compton, and now resides one of the glamorous beach cities. Thumbs Up Jamie! Don’t worry about the gas cap! It’s a Lexus and fixable!
Look at how happy she is at her very own white folk party!!!
I was just able to score an X3 for New Years 2008!
And no, I didn’t mean the BMW X3 suv from above, that’s reserved for white folk from rich cities, not people from Compton like myself.
The X3 I am talking about is Mandalay Bay’s X3 suite.
Modern simplicity and true comfort unite in our expansive 1450 square foot extra Bedroom Suite. With two bedrooms and a smartly designed dining and living room featuring a wet bar and luxurious amenities, this suite is a cool haven for relaxing and entertaining with (or without) your friends.
How did I get this suite you ask?
Although, I’m from Compton, I’m not a baller or a high roller, my average bet is $2.00 - $5.00 per hand. A supporter of this site used to live in Compton (near Rosecrans and Central) but moved to Las Vegas due to the sizzling housing market. Now that the housing market has tanked (read www.thehousingbubbleblog.com for more info) he/she (if you want to know he/she is a tranny) is now a host for the Mandalay Bay. Thank you John er I mean Jennifer for the hookup! If it’s one thing Compton is good at, it’s looking out for one another regardless of the color of your skin.
PS. If you think this posting is a joke check out kimlephotography.blogspot.com for professional pictures from our last trip. She used the suite as a backdrop for a boudoir photoshoot for a TOP SECRET A-LIST celebrity!
It brings a tear to my eyes when this site brings out the best of Compton. I just received this photo from a viewer, and it just shows that more than black people live in Compton, and care about Compton. Thanks Katie for reading, it’s viewers like you that keep this site alive.
